Anonymous: Please tell me you have seen the buzzfeed article 19 flawless pieces of sex advice from tumblr? You're number 8.

omfg no i didn’t but thanks omfg!!!

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Anonymous: im sorry for being such a virgin but is precum actually a thing

no it’s a myth created by the government

wake up america

Anonymous: these girls i know always refer to me as their gay best friend, how do i politely let them know that i don't like being called that?

just start referring to them as your straight best friends

Anonymous: you're rude af to anons.

have y’all really not understood that i am not serious 99% of the time?

i’m just trying to make y’all laugh

lighten up honey or go play in traffic, your choice

Anonymous: can i have anal sex if im uncut

can you? yes. should you? no, because you sound like you’re 11 years old

if your age is on the clock you ain’t ready for the cock

younhwabb: god loves all people equally and if people are gonna use the bible and god as an excuse to be assholes then i'm just fucking done

yas! this bitch gets it

hiding behind your religion to justify your own ignorance is not ok

Anonymous: I'm a straight girl and I have two gay friends and i love them a lot but when I talk to them about the fact that in the eyes of The Lord it is wrong to be gay, they get all upset. How can I explain this to them in a good way. I don't hate gays! It's just a fact.

and in the eyes of the lord you’re a fucking cunt

Anonymous: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 31. When we are walking down the street, holding hands people are staring at us. My parents think he's way too old and it's not right for a man that age to be with me... do u think it's okay for me to be with him?

i am currently dating someone who is 10 years older than me so i know about age difference and i also have nothing against guys who has sugar daddies and stuff like that

but gooooooooooooooorl no

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Anonymous: You've made me an ass man when i wasn't before. Bless you.

i’m happy to have shown you the light, my child

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Anonymous: sadly brent corrigan is no longer a twink

and sadly you can’t grasp the concept of fucking ageing

Anonymous: you were right about pineapple making cum taste better. you're a genius!

adam-garden-city: Would you think it more romantic if your boy bought you (A) flowers, or (B) edible lube?

well he already bought me flowers but i’m waiting for the edible lube

honey, i know you can see this ;)

Anonymous: Don't call Louis C.K. ugly. That's really mean.

gofeelit: You are basically what I aspire to be. You're so funny, yet so sexy.

aw thank you so much but are you saying sexy people can’t be funny?

well i can kinda see what you’re getting at. i mean just look at louis c.k.

Anonymous: Is that butt photoshopped holy fuck

no that IS actually his real ass. it’s a screenshot from this video

go google him. that butt is godsend