Anonymous: Can guys really cum untouched just from anal?

i cum without touching myself every time i see zac efron shirtless so yeah i’m sure you can cum untouched just from anal

Anonymous: What would be a good household object to use as a dildo for a first timer?

sit on a fucking cheese grater

Anonymous: zac efron is fucking REPULSIVE

Anonymous: Here's a joke: what did the taecher say to the student when he failed all his tests? "Your answers were all correct but .... Gay sex is the answer"!!

Anonymous: your over all blog is amazing but your gifs kinda suck :-/

what kinda backhanded compliment was that? lol

Anonymous: stop posting fucking bottom asians it ruins it while i'm scrolling through your blog

like i’ve said every single time some of you have told me what i should or should not post it’ll always be the same answer

you’re a fucking racist, i’ll post whatever i want and if you don’t like it you can unfollow and eat me the fuck out while your mom watches because i literally don’t care about you or your racist opinion what so ever

Anonymous: HOW do you tag all those names in like almost EVERY POST. you're amazing but how do you know them??

Anonymous: How do you say in Danish: penis/dick, testicles/balls and butt/ass?

pik, kugler (or boller) and røv

so if you wanna ask someone if you can see their dick or ass you go “må jeg se din pik/røv?” and if they go “nej” that means no and you simply go “okay så går jeg bare lige over i hjørnet og græder” which means “okay i’ll just go to the corner and cry then”

and that concludes our danish lesson for the day, kids

Anonymous: OMG, all these great cocks !!! I am a girl so I don't have the proper anatomy to submit a pic but, I want to say I wish you a Happy Birthday and i hope you have a great day and that this year is filled with health, smiles and love.

well… dick or no dick, thank you for the sweet message anyway lol

Anonymous: stop posting black guys. thanks.

stop following me u asshole. thanks

Anonymous: How many different nationalities of men (Danish, Dutch, British, Canadian,etc...) have had sex with you, as far as you know?

i am so not doing this………..

danish, swedish, german, korean, italian, american, french, australian, israeli, bulgarian and spanish. ok so i’ve been around a little so what?

Anonymous: how about you post your own nude in celebration of your birthday?

you don’t give gifts to others when it’s your bday. you receive them

Anonymous: Hey so I'm a girl and I fucking love gay porn it turns me on so much all I want to do is eat a guys asshole good and fuck him with a strap on. Are any guys into that?

oh i’m sure there’s plenty of guys who’d love that. a lot of guys just don’t have the guts to admit that they like stuff in their butts because they somehow think that all anal stimulation, without any exceptions, is “gay”. So yeah i’m sure there are boo u just gotta find them #eatingassisfundamental

Anonymous: my bf would like to try fisting but i'm a little too tight. what do you suggest?

tell your boyfriend that it’s cute and all that he wants to go fucking jim henson on your asshole (look up the reference, children) but that he’s not the one who’s gonna go “oh so that’s what a wrist feels like against your guts”

but do it if you wanna do just for the love of satan please remember lube

Anonymous: Would you plz describe your hottest sexual experience?

this one time at band camp i stuck a flute in my bussy