Anonymous: How much money would you pay to see Zac Efron getting fucked?

Anonymous: How are some people able to have anal sex without any prep (ex. fingers, toys, etc.)? How do they get over the pain from going from nothing to a penis? I can't handle that!

practice makes perfect, buddy

i’d say buy some toys to maybe get more used to bottoming or just have a lot of foreplay before someone fucks you. foreplay isn’t a bad thing u know so don’t think there’s anything wrong with you if you need some preparation before taking a dick. perfectly normal.

Anonymous: Do all gay people have daddy issues?

yes it’s actually a requirement or else you will get your gay-card revoked and all gay people also worship the devil

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Anonymous: Any good creampie porn I can watch??

i dunno but here’s a picture of an actual cream pie

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Anonymous: wow that carly rae shade was not funny. i am a part of her fanbase so we have not forgot about her!! OK

i’m sorry i offended the four of you

Anonymous: can you explain every detail about your first time bottoming? ?

every detail? no

but what i will tell you is that if your first time as a bottom is with a guy who fucks you with nothing but a little spit and without any form of warm up first and with him knowing you’re a virgin, you jump off his dick and forget about him faster than we all forgot about carly rae jepsen

Anonymous: are you a judgemental person?

i’d like to say that i’m not but honestly if you say shit like “omg i love nash grier” or “why would you date a black guy?” i’m gonna judge your flat fugly ass

Anonymous: I am kind of wondering if my asshole is too loose how can I tell?

when there’s an echo

Anonymous: Are you a Chris Evans bandwagoner now that he is "fit" or have you always found him attractive?

chris evans has always been fit wtf you’re talking about chris pratt here u idiot lol

Anonymous: Have you ever been in a situation where you were just about to engage in some nookie when your sexual partner said or did something that was an instant mood-killing turn off and if so, what was it?

i haven’t experienced that yet but it for sure would be a mood-killer if i was talking to some hot guy who wanted to hook up and asked me if i “wanted to engage in some nookie”

Anonymous: started dating this guy and we're both tops but have decided to both become vers since we like each other (also you made it sound great to become vers) tips to ease into bottoming?

first of all

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now about enjoying bottoming more i’d say that you both make sure to clean out and then maybe start off with just fingering or rimming. then use a lot of lube and take it very very slow. take your time to figure out what position is the most comfortable for you. and remember to communicate. if it hurts try something else. good luck

Anonymous: So what size dick do u prefer?

not

but also not

but

Anonymous: when you hook up with guys, how do you know if they're clean?

you ask

never be afraid to ask if someone is clean

Anonymous: What did you do with the Arab guy? Anything exciting

he ate my ass and facefucked me and we fucked each other

Anonymous: was it good sex?

yes and let me tell u versatile guys have more fun ;)