Anonymous: you're rude af to anons.

have y’all really not understood that i am not serious 99% of the time?

i’m just trying to make y’all laugh

lighten up honey or go play in traffic, your choice

Anonymous: can i have anal sex if im uncut

can you? yes. should you? no, because you sound like you’re 11 years old

if your age is on the clock you ain’t ready for the cock

Anonymous: I'm a straight girl and I have two gay friends and i love them a lot but when I talk to them about the fact that in the eyes of The Lord it is wrong to be gay, they get all upset. How can I explain this to them in a good way. I don't hate gays! It's just a fact.

and in the eyes of the lord you’re a fucking cunt

Anonymous: I'm 16 and my boyfriend is 31. When we are walking down the street, holding hands people are staring at us. My parents think he's way too old and it's not right for a man that age to be with me... do u think it's okay for me to be with him?

i am currently dating someone who is 10 years older than me so i know about age difference and i also have nothing against guys who has sugar daddies and stuff like that

but gooooooooooooooorl no

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Anonymous: You've made me an ass man when i wasn't before. Bless you.

i’m happy to have shown you the light, my child

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Anonymous: sadly brent corrigan is no longer a twink

and sadly you can’t grasp the concept of fucking ageing

Anonymous: you were right about pineapple making cum taste better. you're a genius!

Anonymous: Don't call Louis C.K. ugly. That's really mean.

Anonymous: Is that butt photoshopped holy fuck

no that IS actually his real ass. it’s a screenshot from this video

go google him. that butt is godsend

Anonymous: What do you think about Bryan Hawn's ass?

i wanna see what his asshole looks like… i mean… what???

honestly tho just look at his ass

Anonymous: Can a guy with a small dick still be hot?

yes

the size of a guy’s dick doesn’t determine if he’s hot or not (well if you’re a delusional size queen you might disagree). it doesn’t work the other way around either. an ugly guy doesn’t turn hot if he’s got a huge 10 inch dick

penis size ≠ hotness

Anonymous: your blog is giving me so much life why is it so good spill the tea hunty yas mama slay

calm down, laganja

Anonymous: I'm a girl sexually attracted to other girls and your blog still drives me crazy wow 100% A+ for you

Anonymous: Just want the world to know: I'M A COCK SUCKING; ASS RIMMING HOMO!!!!!!

please relax

Anonymous: Any guilty music pleasures? Music you're afraid to admit you like?

'party in the usa' is my fucking jam

judge me. i’m ready…