Anonymous: do you smoke weed ?

the only thing i smoke are poles

Anonymous: Ok so I met you very briefly at CPH Pride this weekend (I was the girl who almost spilled her beer on you) and I just wanna say that you were really nice and that I almost said that I loved your blog but I was too scared to. But thanks for the nice way of handleling it all with the spilling and stuff.

omg you were so sweet and thank you so much for this <3

Anonymous: I'm not transphobic, and I have no problem saying the word Tranny. Is it really that bad? I guess I wouldn't say it publicly, or to someones face that would be offended... but I say it sometimes, and didn't realize it was considered derogatory.

deep down you do know it’s a problem tho when you wouldn’t say it in public or to someones face…

Anonymous: i just would love to say that i love your blog so much and i appreciate how chill and sweet you are in general!!!

thank u :*

Anonymous: How much money would you pay to see Zac Efron getting fucked?

Anonymous: How are some people able to have anal sex without any prep (ex. fingers, toys, etc.)? How do they get over the pain from going from nothing to a penis? I can't handle that!

practice makes perfect, buddy

i’d say buy some toys to maybe get more used to bottoming or just have a lot of foreplay before someone fucks you. foreplay isn’t a bad thing u know so don’t think there’s anything wrong with you if you need some preparation before taking a dick. perfectly normal.

Anonymous: Do all gay people have daddy issues?

yes it’s actually a requirement or else you will get your gay-card revoked and all gay people also worship the devil

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Anonymous: Any good creampie porn I can watch??

i dunno but here’s a picture of an actual cream pie

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Anonymous: wow that carly rae shade was not funny. i am a part of her fanbase so we have not forgot about her!! OK

i’m sorry i offended the four of you

Anonymous: can you explain every detail about your first time bottoming? ?

every detail? no

but what i will tell you is that if your first time as a bottom is with a guy who fucks you with nothing but a little spit and without any form of warm up first and with him knowing you’re a virgin, you jump off his dick and forget about him faster than we all forgot about carly rae jepsen

Anonymous: are you a judgemental person?

i’d like to say that i’m not but honestly if you say shit like “omg i love nash grier” or “why would you date a black guy?” i’m gonna judge your flat fugly ass

Anonymous: I am kind of wondering if my asshole is too loose how can I tell?

when there’s an echo

Anonymous: Are you a Chris Evans bandwagoner now that he is "fit" or have you always found him attractive?

chris evans has always been fit wtf you’re talking about chris pratt here u idiot lol

Anonymous: Have you ever been in a situation where you were just about to engage in some nookie when your sexual partner said or did something that was an instant mood-killing turn off and if so, what was it?

i haven’t experienced that yet but it for sure would be a mood-killer if i was talking to some hot guy who wanted to hook up and asked me if i “wanted to engage in some nookie”

Anonymous: started dating this guy and we're both tops but have decided to both become vers since we like each other (also you made it sound great to become vers) tips to ease into bottoming?

first of all

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now about enjoying bottoming more i’d say that you both make sure to clean out and then maybe start off with just fingering or rimming. then use a lot of lube and take it very very slow. take your time to figure out what position is the most comfortable for you. and remember to communicate. if it hurts try something else. good luck