Anonymous: im sorry for being such a virgin but is precum actually a thing

no it’s a myth created by the government

wake up america

Anonymous: these girls i know always refer to me as their gay best friend, how do i politely let them know that i don't like being called that?

just start referring to them as your straight best friends

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luaneduart:

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luaneduart:

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bussykiller:

bussykiller:

im back what’d i miss

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so i didn’t miss anything big okay that’s good

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lepreas:

stab me fucking stab me fucking slice off my head

lepreas:

stab me fucking stab me fucking slice off my head

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Anonymous: you're rude af to anons.

have y’all really not understood that i am not serious 99% of the time?

i’m just trying to make y’all laugh

lighten up honey or go play in traffic, your choice

Anonymous: can i have anal sex if im uncut

can you? yes. should you? no, because you sound like you’re 11 years old

if your age is on the clock you ain’t ready for the cock

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younhwabb: god loves all people equally and if people are gonna use the bible and god as an excuse to be assholes then i'm just fucking done

yas! this bitch gets it

hiding behind your religion to justify your own ignorance is not ok

Anonymous: I'm a straight girl and I have two gay friends and i love them a lot but when I talk to them about the fact that in the eyes of The Lord it is wrong to be gay, they get all upset. How can I explain this to them in a good way. I don't hate gays! It's just a fact.

and in the eyes of the lord you’re a fucking cunt